By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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JackDark 0

And that's why you lock your door, or at least stop ******* till she leaves.

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StitchedBear 0

HOW was your boyfriend about to finish!? wouldn't he STOP when he saw your 4 year old sister!?? Lock the damn door.

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alexaluvee 0

she might not have had a lock on her door. did you think of that.? I dont have a lock on my door which sucks ;o

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justj2010 0

107- true. children are not allowed to have locks on their doors. children have to have sex with unlocked doors, or find another way to sneak in some kiddie sex or wait until they are adults to have real grownup sex.

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EpicPwnageGuy 0

Naked dog piles FTW!

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The_good_times 0

So she didn't have a lock and maybe they didn't saw her come in. Still, that doesn't explain why you would have sex in your parents house with your sister there, unless you're like 25 years old, that's really not right. I mean kids are like that, they walk in like that, you should've thought of that.

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JenniNikki 0

WTF? u crazy do it somewhere more private

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varkey 7

lock the door next time you moron if you don't have locks (who doesn't) don't do it there

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Cjmw 7

Well at least you'll have a story to tell at her wedding :/

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Toggybbz 0

Why didn't he stop? Something like this happened to me, I just got up and dressed while my 3 year old brother shouted 'your willy's hanging out.

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Morpheus414 0

Haha, kids are the best thing ever. Let him finish, then FYL.

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