Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan...

By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 289

You deserved it 3 973

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 997

You deserved it 3 894

By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 112

You deserved it 3 500

By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 623

You deserved it 9 662

By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 684

You deserved it 4 726

By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 915

You deserved it 2 171

Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 233

You deserved it 3 200

Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 383

You deserved it 3 950

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 823

You deserved it 3 842

By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 663

You deserved it 1 128

Tension

By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 986

You deserved it 5 475

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:31

Ha! I know the feeling. Mr. Doe figured out exactly where to stand in front of the A/C to make a fart spread throughout our whole apartment. He thought it was hilarious till I turned the tables on him after a taco fiesta. Yeah, it's probably a good thing that summer's over. An escalation couldn't end well. :]

_TONGAN_ 5

Thursday 21 October 2010 3:30

You should pee in front of the fan while he is sitting in front of it...

Comments

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:31

deidree 0

Friday 22 October 2010 11:20

Lol. this one is funnier :p

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:34

While you're giving him a handjob, stick his dick in the fan.

Domonator 16

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:44

That's like cutting off your nose to spite your face, except it's not a nose, and, judging by the post, it's never been near her face.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:38

I lol'd so hard at those last two comments. 14 & 16: Always a pleasure. All I have is...the shit hit the fan... >.<

Hughmadd 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:55

You need to do that with diet coke and mentos...

perdix 29

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:57

And I'll bet it sounded like the loudest bird in the world! You Aussies need to learn to build decent pedestal fans that don't make a racket and blow aerosolized snot.

Peytonlikesme 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 0:02

I LOL'd so hard

unique_mamii 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 0:24

Omg that's terrible, how can you live after having something so horrifying happen to you?

jameschis 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 10:10

fit

dug44 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 0:34

hahahahahahaha, i would have pai to see that!!!!

skittlesxmonster 5

Thursday 21 October 2010 0:35

My friend's boyfriend spit into the wind and it hit me in the mouth *shudder* ... then a week later... he did the same thing and it sprayed me in the face...