By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Ha! I know the feeling. Mr. Doe figured out exactly where to stand in front of the A/C to make a fart spread throughout our whole apartment. He thought it was hilarious till I turned the tables on him after a taco fiesta. Yeah, it's probably a good thing that summer's over. An escalation couldn't end well. :]

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_TONGAN_ 5

You should pee in front of the fan while he is sitting in front of it...

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7spears 0

atleast he turned away with good intentions. start reading the rest of what boyfriends do to their girlfriends on here and you'll quit whining about your oh so unfortunate event

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britneyrox116 0

Worse things could have happened....

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far_east 6

oh no you got snot ans saliva on your face, saliva that you share.. and snot? washable. SUCK IT UP LITTLE PRINCESS

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JERZBornNRaised 7

you serious? wipe it off wow big deal, and lets face it youve had nastier stuff on your face ;) if you can take his baby gravy im sure a little of his sneeze wont kill you, if hes your bf im sure you kiss and play around either way so stop bein so dramatic.. your life isnt over

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RockVolley09 8

Hey, take the sneeze. My husband likes to fart into the fan so it'll come back at me.

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18rhunt 16

So he either sneezes onto you or into the fan which blows onto you. Sounds like a lose-lose for both of you.

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