By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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Airman1988 9

If that's all it takes to break his concentration he has a lot of disappointment heading his way for the future, what an ass

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whyusofat 17

Pretty sure thats what you call "pussy problems".

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rocketiquette 20

You have a pussy you dont need another one. I hope you told him to **** off

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Sarahcastic 7

Why are you with someone who would even consider calling you a "selfish bitch" for something so trivial (or at all, for that matter)? Sounds like he's the type who turns out to be an abuser, seriously.

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gigi03 5

Yeah I'm sure that wasn't making love

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pagullarka 9

I'm sorry to say this but your boyfriend is someone else's girlfriend, when he couldn't perform he found some reason to get mad and stop what he was doing. Good luck with the next one.

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KungFuWater 3

Tell him the cat wanted to join in. Then he could say he banged two ******* at once! Yeah I know... that was in bad taste.

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vale92 5

U should have put him outside instead, he sound like complete dush, just say NEXT

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