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By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

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Airman1988 9

Thursday 3 May 2012 1:18

If that's all it takes to break his concentration he has a lot of disappointment heading his way for the future, what an ass

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Thursday 3 May 2012 1:18

Pretty sure thats what you call "pussy problems".

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soldiat_fml 17

Friday 4 May 2012 2:15

You should put him in the doghouse.

grasshopper02 2

Friday 4 May 2012 5:41

He came early and used it as an excuse. Derr

onorexveritas 23

Friday 4 May 2012 7:50

what an ass

ThankfullyNotYou 1

Friday 4 May 2012 15:40

If your boyfriend is calling you names for the simplest things. You may want to reevaluate why you are with him because normally women deserve better treatment when he's tapping that ass. You should make him work for it or he better at least least respect you and your stuff.