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By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

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By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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By idiot says pussy - 21/01/2014 17:43 - United States

Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

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By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

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Airman1988 9

Thursday 3 May 2012 1:18

If that's all it takes to break his concentration he has a lot of disappointment heading his way for the future, what an ass

whyusofat 17

Thursday 3 May 2012 1:18

Pretty sure thats what you call "pussy problems".

Comments

dubaixotic 6

Wednesday 9 May 2012 6:18

i don't see why he should be so mad, he got to play with 2 ******* in 1 day! :D

whitwhit0794 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 7:09

Dump the jerk

lottie333 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 2:45

what a nob dump his ass

rubyliu8420 7

Thursday 21 June 2012 19:44

Your boyfriend sounds like a melodramatic little bitc*!

ooolookacrayon 1

Monday 9 July 2012 4:01

Doesn't sound like a good boyfriend. There's better. I suggest you find another guy

ya_momma 4

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:54

Dump his bitching ass. :)

Whiteheart55 8

Friday 7 June 2013 7:26

Break up with his ass

nicholasj96 9

Thursday 15 August 2013 20:31

He called you a bitch ? Break up with him

rebeccavanessa 6

Monday 14 October 2013 8:50

What I don't understand is why he thought you needed to put the cat OUTSIDE? How the hell are you going to be putting a cat outside and trusting it to come back? Is it just me who catches this?