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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 22:00 - Germany

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML

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By oohrahgal - 14/02/2019 16:32 - United States - Clementon

Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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ohcoolstorybro 14

Monday 8 July 2013 22:50

Did you Say it back at least?!?

perdix 29

Monday 8 July 2013 22:56

So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.

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Heat_Leech 7

Thursday 11 July 2013 19:44

He can now hold that over you for the rest of your life

satisfication 6

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:38

U bitch

Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Thursday 11 July 2013 23:04

Really? How romantic. This is the best, worst response to the words "i love you" that I've ever read on the internet so far.

nature_girl_08 14

Friday 12 July 2013 1:36

Wow. I mean, I understand that people don't act rationally when they panic, but...wow.

Terselogic 10

Friday 12 July 2013 10:52

I really want to read to the follow-up. I hope the boyfriend is 100% okay.

bbpgrs 7

Friday 12 July 2013 20:51

guess who's soon gonna be single? and probably in court?

emilyg85 4

Saturday 13 July 2013 1:57

Ahahahaa

BlissfulLiss 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 4:33

I wonder if he'll press charges..

SweetHeart2756 3

Sunday 14 July 2013 18:41

Did you at least say I love you back in the hospital????

MESammyG 10

Saturday 20 July 2013 17:41

Lol. Some advice , next time , take a moment breathe , and decide if pushing people who love you off a cliff is really the best choice to make.

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