By Anon - 15/03/2016 06:52 - United States - Pasco

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Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was then that he told me he used to be flexible enough to suck his own weiner. FML
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senor_octubre 24

Every mans dream. I mean uh....that sucks. I mean blows. I'll just go now.

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firefox9778 20

Well that's some information you could've gone without. Who knows, maybe he was hinting at something?

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TWayne95 13

I feel like everyone's inferring that he actually did suck his own dick. Maybe he never did and was just stating that he was flexible enough to do so. Just another angle

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Spongegirlcs 17

I would have asked for a demonstration, but I'm weird like that.

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samurai1833 16

If he actually said 'wiener'...dump him.

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princessofbelair 10

Maybe you won't have to do it now. That wouldn't be the worse thing

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Benderama 8

Lucky bastard, every guy wishes they could do that

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Sathane 21

That means he can do it when you don't feel like it. Sounds like a good deal for both of you.

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Tyrez 32

Well now he has you for that. Unfortunately for me I think I need to start doing yoga.

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worldclassrager 39

I think that's a signal he wants a *******...

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