By Anon - 15/03/2016 06:52 - United States - Pasco

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Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was then that he told me he used to be flexible enough to suck his own weiner. FML
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senor_octubre 24

Every mans dream. I mean uh....that sucks. I mean blows. I'll just go now.

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firefox9778 20

Well that's some information you could've gone without. Who knows, maybe he was hinting at something?

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kowsee 22

Ive heard a lot of men say they would love to be able to do that, just to see what it would feel like. And he cant anymore, at least I assume from how you worded it, so why would this be anything more than something to giggle at? At least I got a giggle :)

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I would have cracked up, personally. I don't see it as anything more than something to laugh at either. Maybe it's just me, but when I read this I was like, okay?? So??

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GrainHauler 9

I lost control when I read this and everybody started looking at me like I was on drugs

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Bitchpuddin 7

Hahaha!!! That shit made me spit out my tea.

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pwage0607 1

It's technically not gay, its just masturbation...

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Tripartita 44

Wait, is there an age you're supposed to lose that ability?!

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PhoenixChick 26

Just wait until he's old and waxing poetic about the golden days of his youth.

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thatsme293 28

Now he knows how to appreciate his hands.

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hipposteve 21

woah! I was so curious if guys actually did that! groddie!!

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syki 22

Please, it were anatomically possible, tell me you wouldn't at least try to do it even once.

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syki 22

Whoa, hi English language. *if it were anatomically possible for women

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Kiernan151 25

Yeah self sucking is a thing. Sadly for most of us though, we aren't flexible enough without doing yoga for a long time in order to reach it

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hfslkp47012759 28

Actually I feel like it wouldn't work well. After a while the stimulation is really intense...makes you wanna relax and not focus on tongue work. I wouldn't be able to keep it up long enough to finish.

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syki 22

@45 I mean, I've never had that problem with my fingers, but I agree the tongue/oral muscles generally have less fine control and are quicker to tire than the hands. …Would still try it, though.

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ladycoco8 20

Honestly, if could, I would definitely try. I'm all about self pleasing.

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Grandiablo 2

Well, I can actually do it and am 100% straight. If I had to describe the feeling of "first contact" - it felt as if Ive learned to walk all over again...about oral muscles getting tired...usually its not the problem of your mouth getting tired, but the back...because that is what gets stretched a lot and for long periods of time...honestly, Id much prefer just getting head from a girl cuz that wouldnt be as tiresome...its more of a thing if you dont have a partner

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Ri_Fox9 9

It is actually quite common for young guys to be able to do that.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

That takes determination. Give him a round of applause.

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