By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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texas_justice 0

...a guy frightened by his own fart has no business reproducing.

xSPiDERPiGx 0

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this is one of the best fmls I've ever read lmao

lionandthelamb61 9

Fake! how did he not know that he just farted? Sounds like that episode of family guy

chelle_starlight 0

lmao!!!...too funny op!...awkward much!?

bfffness 0

He's prob just giving you insight into your future sex.... pooping on your chest.

JaimeA6 0

Funny but why are you nervous kid? You finally get to hit it!?!

dump him so he can get back to his comic books. really what is there to be nervous about? hell I was never a nervous virgin even

drinkinpints 0

just be glad it wasn't a shart!