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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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texas_justice 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:38

...a guy frightened by his own fart has no business reproducing.

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:37

OP admit it.. it was you..

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crowbar87 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:17

****. I laughed so hard I pissed, luckily I was sitting on the toilet

KissablePsycho 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:34

Was he a virgin?

croceye 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:45

want to have a threesome

HeXr 22

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:07

this made me lol. but seriously, your boyfriend is retarded :-P

lilweapon 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:36

pathetic

dorktastic09 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:38

so is your bf 13 or something? what an idiot.

picturescrazy 24

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:40

This FML is gold :D Made me laugh!

JEEP67 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:45

did it smell like bologna?

x3CeCe 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:50

LOL is all I can say

EmmaTheDilemma 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 18:04

Or maybe he farted in purpose?

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