Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for...

By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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texas_justice 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:38

...a guy frightened by his own fart has no business reproducing.

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:37

OP admit it.. it was you..

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RaIeigh 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:53

You can actually get so nervous you fart ..?

oliboi 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:37

yup i guess

inuyashagirl 0

Monday 29 March 2010 18:11

it's happened to me plenty of times, like when I'm about to give a big speech or right before a big volleyball game

amazingjane 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:53

intercourse? that sounds HOT!!!!

kaijapapaya 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:53

This was so funny!! My goodness, if he's that nervous his first time, maybe you guys should have waited longer.

transam87 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:55

its probably your vag farting

R3kli3 10

Saturday 27 March 2010 9:02

LMFAO

aDerangedStateOf 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 9:43

Haha... Nice

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:58

iii don't know about this FML... :/

rockstatic 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:59

Whoa, wait a second! Sex isn't always perfect? It involves two normal human beings? There's no fairy dust? What the hell, man?

emmmilyyy 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 9:01

normal human beings don't "try" to have "intercourse". we ****.

Ms_Jessie22 8

Saturday 27 March 2010 10:25

Emmmilyyy, you have a way of making things sound....so romantic. No we don't make love. We ****.

penpal33 7

Saturday 27 March 2010 10:27

@22: - hmmm ... assuming of course that you are normal?!

Daerauko 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 10:28

lol ms Jesse you don't do either do you?

R3kli3 10

Saturday 27 March 2010 9:01

LMFAO this shitt made LOL

teamsleep22 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 9:04

were u ******* him with a strap on?

soapopera92 4

Saturday 27 March 2010 9:09

It reminds me of Peter in Family Guy. :)

L0st_fml 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 9:13

Lol @him for being a totally jerk. i love how all the guys defend him though. Sigh Dump him? you can find better then a guy who's a pig. and its pathetic how he walks it off like it was nothing so it's obvious he's embarrassed about it

VoodooGypsy 2

Saturday 27 March 2010 10:13

whoa WTF? an accidental fart makes this guy a jerk and gives a right to dump him?

HeroOfWar 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 10:46

yeah. Gosh. Don't you just hate that "totally jerk" for getting nervous and passing gas. Anyone who does that needs to be dumped... *rolls eyes* Please tell me this comment isn't serious. Please?