Love: Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started... - FML

By ThanksMom - 02/06/2009 12:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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ThanksMom 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:26

Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

So, don't stop there, what did you say?

albinoninja 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p

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v1ct0r 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:53

what a bitch mom ... say yes just to piss her off :)

famster 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:57

Your moms a bitch I can't believe she would do that to you... What was your answer??

hottie620 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:00

ha

kandykane 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:01

I agree with #19 Your moms a bitch fyl

mcdsman 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:01

FyL.

rxcsdc1 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:02

bye bye mom!

lillove 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:03

That sucks ass man. Wat did you do?

iMurakami 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:03

Ouch..

honkl 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:06

Oh wow ur bf must be an ass.

mils_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:13

Ur mom is a bitch. What did u say??

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