Transportation: Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding...

By OMGWTF - 13/08/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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johnny_doe 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:05

I hope it was on the side away from traffic.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:12

why were you riding your bike on the highway?

Comments

johnny_doe 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:05

I hope it was on the side away from traffic.

Duckasaurus 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:32

YDI for saying "proceeded".

mozrox 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 13:22

Aw... You beat me to it :(

ZuRG_fml 7

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:28

What's with the FML fetish against "proceeded"?

rihannalover 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:43

on this website, the word proceeded is usually followed by the word "to". but using correct grammar, it should be followed with the words "with" or "by". "the streak of terrible behavior proceeded with breaking a flower vase" "the angry child proceeded to break a flower vase" the second sentence really doesn't need the word proceeded. people just put it in to sound good, when really they sound stupid. you could say "the angry child broke a flower vase" and sound 10 times smarter.

Ox_Baker 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:32

She also deserves it for riding a BMX.

randomdude1234 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:44

"on this website, the word proceeded is usually followed by the word "to". but using correct grammar, it should be followed with the words "with" or "by". 'the streak of terrible behavior proceeded with breaking a flower vase'" NO! That's just fail. That sentence doesn't even make sense you moron.

AngryC4t 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:24

Shut up about "proceeded." I agree it got pretty annoying that one time when every other FML had it, but it hasn't been used in a month; get over it already.

curryndricegirll 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:22

never mind

xgogreen 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:23

#8, you'r retarded. the way someone speaks does not determine whether they deserve something, dipshit

Fd4Lyfe 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:13

you should be grateful you moron, you know how many times I have seen idiots like you riding in jeans and have their pants get got in the gears and flip the bike? stop your whining, OMG PPL SAW MY LEGS

senior_dingdong 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:07

ydi for weating jeans while riding a bike for 12 DAMN MILES WHOTF DOES THAT? srsly

lubby_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:44

well, no one "weats" jeans....everyone I know "wears" them. luls I am very sorry but, I had to.

michcb 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 8:32

#40, win. (: and #2, what's wrong with jeans? It could have happened with any long pants. And since OP was riding home from work, which I'm supposing is a daily job, shut up unless you expect OP to never wear long pants.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:12

why were you riding your bike on the highway?

SirAwesome 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:18

FIFTH! OH YEAH OH YEAH FEELS GOOD IN THE PANTS!

matt5217 4

Sunday 18 July 2010 23:12

good job man

rekabdarb 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:20

from 1 biker to another, don't wear jeans. That's retarded. Plus it's burning hot in cali atm.

Ladyzeppelin_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:31

So deserve it. For the shear sake that you called them "jean Pant". Where I come from thats freaking hilarious and you have to be a total afrikaaner with a very bad english vocab. Shame that sucks FYL ;-P

CheshireHalli 19

Thursday 13 August 2009 13:01

I think he was talking about the PANTS leg of his jeans. :)

anon2468 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 5:34

Heya buddy.. It doesn't look very good, especially in the process of correcting someone on their word choice, when you yourself make an error in your response. It's 'sheer'. The sake isn't a sheep. Just helping you out. :)

Nev09 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:33

...and that's why you should wear lycra shorts.

Ihavetopee 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:07

Yeah, he should totally wear those to WORK..

pleasetryagain 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:25

#47. Most offices have bathrooms. All you need is a pair of pants in a bag. Besides, if you're biking 12 miles to go somewhere where you should look 1/2way decent, then you should always bring a change of clothes. A ton of people at my job bike in and most of them bring clothes and a towel.