Love: Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started... - FML

By ThanksMom - 02/06/2009 12:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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ThanksMom 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:26

Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

So, don't stop there, what did you say?

albinoninja 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p

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xomegannn23 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:23

I'm guessing my mom doesn't like your boyfriend very much

oklahomaishawt 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:26

Awww! That kinda sux either way.. Ur mom must rlly hate him.. LOL

hockeyplayer99 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:36

Ur mum is a bitch

sonofhades1997 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:37

Maybe she thought you wanted privacy. I'm so sorry to hear that thought

wowimcool 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:36

her problem. who cares what she thinks? its YOUR life.

fmlfan1234 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:39

That sucks

randomxtremely 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:40

Real nice mom... :(

couldnt 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:40

What did you say????

deathproof_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:40

Your mom sounds like a bitch. It's your life, not hers. If you love him, tell her to **** off if she doesn't like it.

emerica 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:48

Wow ur mom does not like him

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