By ThanksMom - 02/06/2009 12:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML
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ThanksMom 0

Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )

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albinoninja 0

Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p

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Hive_Node 2

Sounds like nobody clapped for her when your dad asked her to marry him.

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Trouble19 0

If say yes if I liked him that much, it'd be a bonus if it pissed off my mom.

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ddrluna 2

Everyone: Read #39. The explanation is there. Also, congratulations. I'm glad you didn't listen to her. Moms can be batshit crazy sometimes.

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gottice 0

Hey if ur in love ur mom will hav to deal with it she doesn't run ur life anymore.

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JillianIsLoveee 0

I love that you said yes!! Congrats, and your father is awesome

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