Love: Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started... - FML

By ThanksMom - 02/06/2009 12:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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ThanksMom 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:26

Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

So, don't stop there, what did you say?

albinoninja 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p

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BasketballStar13 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:53

I feel bad for u but happy at the same time. Congrats on having an unsupportive mom and a husband.

Pressed_4_Time 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:55

Haha FYL indeed, I'd bitch at her to no end.

HeyGirlHey8D 1

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:55

redrose-XD is a laughing smiley face!

Triple4 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:55

shes a bitch, and i love your dad, and Congratulations!

soccercfcwolves8 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:57

your mom is gay. FYL

ReallyIsaac 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:57

Man, maybe she does see something wrong with him...? So what diiiiiid u say?

lashleyh 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:58

That is so f'd up. She could have at the very least kept her comments till the two of you were in private if she couldn't keep them to herself. She's not the one marrying him and you shouldn't let her influence your decision unless she has info that supports her not wanting you to marry him.

jellyfilled 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:59

well theres a new family feud!!

artisticlicense 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:59

it sucks that your mom ruined your moment.

2twenty7seven 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:01

I can't make my create thing work!! Can someone help me?!?

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