By maybe if i was paid like them i would - 14/08/2015 22:42 - United States - Houston

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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML
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PANDORUM89 21

I'm positive that if he actually looked he would find **** covering every kink you have. he means you don't have the kind of kinks the **** HE watches has. Idiot. Sorry OP but maybe you can teach him that your kinks are sexy and fun too!

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tomatosz 23

I would hope not, quite a bunch of creeps out there. When it comes to looks it seems that only those of the women matter.

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Pinto_2015 9

Was he at least interested some way in yours? if not, trouble ahead OP.

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greeneyedx 23

95% of the **** I've seen are chubby older guys with young pretty women :I

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NodakN8V 25

****: unrealistic expectations Cooking shows: unrealistic expectations

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Madrias 36

So very true. Most of those cooking shows make the food look so damn good, and any attempts to recreate it look like someone sat on it.

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MRSwick2525 23

Wow!!!! Do you know how to look up ****? Sorry I giggled when I read that.

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PsychicBulwark 4

Clowns and feet are not sexy even in normal sex lives. lol

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Heisenberg666 12

You should be like 'Why isn't your dick big like the ones the guys in **** have?'

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Ninjerman 7

We need an "it's their fault" option.

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