Love: Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back...

By fatface - 13/04/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML

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By HR - 16/12/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

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The whole tooth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML

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I'm so sorry

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

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Gruesome

By AbysmalAbyss - 11/03/2021 08:04

Today, it's been seven days since I had my wisdom tooth removed, under guidance from both a doctor and a dentist to help with frequent headaches. The dentist cut open my cheek during surgery, which got infected, and now I also have dry socket. My mouth is causing me agony, and so are my headaches. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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Make it stop!

By NotSoWise - 16/10/2023 14:30 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML

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Ouch

By Cindy1897 - 27/08/2017 20:00

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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Superficial

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 00:00

Today, I'm finally recovering from surgery to fix my severe underbite, which included breaking my upper and lower jaw, forcing my teeth to line up properly, then pinning them until the bone healed. My wife can’t mentally cope, because I no longer look like the man she loves. She wants a divorce. FML

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By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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fneff379 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:20

correction to #1: Exactly how long WERE you together?

Silhouette_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:36

Clearly it isn't totally back to normal yet.

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fifthspadz 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:45

he prob just wanted to get some head again

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:50

Am i really the first person to think that maybe the guy was joking? I mean, the OP doesn't say what happens next, or if the guy was smiling when he said it. I mean, this sound totally like something i would say to my gf, and i would be kidding. But hey, i guess there is a reason i'm single?

Topguy 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:32

A I did the same thing with my gf

Thesherburnes 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:00

you need a timeframe to help your alibi. if someone was with you when that call was made... I would investigate and do everything I could to get him fired..... I wouldn't let it go lightly... unless you did do it... FYL indeed but also for not standing up for yourself.

jellypufftarts 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:30

Don't over react when I got mines taken out it took a 3 weeks for the swolleness to go away and believe me my cheeks were so huge they looked like they were gonna burst but also I got a another tooth taken out that same day and he can't tell the difference really non of friends did