By BabeWithBrains - 08/12/2013 19:01 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML
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BabeWithBrains 7

Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)

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Nyx_fml 23

I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".

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Korra_fml 23

well, as far as the smelling issue... why doesnt he get a couple more, and he can cycle through them so they can get washed.

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BabeWithBrains 7

Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)

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Nyx_fml 23

I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".

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ohSNAPyall 26

I'm so bored with all these, "FML... OP here! Just kidding, my l is not f'd after all. I'm already over it, and it was just a silly misunderstanding." If that is the case, just leave some mystery!

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Korra_fml 23

well, as far as the smelling issue... why doesnt he get a couple more, and he can cycle through them so they can get washed.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

I do think that the buttons go in the back and the slit in the front. And aren't onesies for babies?

DavidKnows 11

Your name tag says it all.

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DavidKnows 11

Your nam tag says it all #28

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Enslaved 36

Is your profile picture the onesie in question?

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TheLittleBear 19

This the first time I've seen photo evidence in a follow up from the OP. Made my morning.

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kinky44 28

So, it's not a "onesie" it's long underwear.

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skipper2009 18

Yeah that's long underwear. Suppose to be worn under clothing. I was thinking pajamas.

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Nena_100 15

Thats cute c: I'd try it for my boyfriend of he really wanted to, too.

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cryssycakesx3 22

there is a difference between footed pajamas and onsies. onesies are what babies wear, they snap between the legs. footed pajamas.. well are footed pajamas.

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onlychildFTW 33

And both are comfy 114. The onsie with snap crotches are useful for some things.

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sugarbear0727 19

There are a bunch of different names. Footed pajamas, onesie, long johns, long underwear. It just depends on where you live and the culture. Like soda, pop, and coke. It all refers to a carbonated beverage, the different words are from different parts of the country. Duh.

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DubstepMasta 18

coke is a soda brand nota name for soda. well coke also can mean cocaine, but thats different

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NoFlippinWai 24

Actually in the southern US, Coke is synonymous with pop or soda. I have pairs of footed pajamas. I wear them all winter long because I am always cold. But my hubby refuses to have sex with them on because he "feels like a pedobear." but kudos on trying it once.

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Korra_fml 23

lol 133 sex should be the perfect excuse to get u out of them! let ur hubby keep u warm... then when ur all done, put the footie back on ;)

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Mdhughey 7

Lmao those type of clothes are indeed warm.

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awkwardloveannie 28

he showers in it right? if he does atleast its clean?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Anyone else picturing Strong Mad? Good luck with that, OP.

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CaptainBlack 18

You are living an episode of family guy

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neonglostix 28

Sounds like what I've been doing. My onesie is a dinosaur. I wear it around my college campus, out to the store, to a friend's graduation, to yoga, and everywhere else. People judge me, but I judge them for wearing layers of clothes to protect themselves from the cold when I have on a perfectly simple, warm dino onesie.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Forgive my ignorance, but what's a onesie?

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hunts19ketchup 23

It's pajamas that are all one piece. It usually buttons in the front and covers your feet. And sometimes has a butt flap :) Usually babies wear them

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ViviMage 39

Sometimes an animal costume in the form of fleece pajamas. Kigurumis in Japan. Max in the book Where the Wild Things Are had a wolf Kigu.

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faygo_chick 5

Ops picture is actually a picture of the boyfriend and bro in law

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AlexRaptor 3

Am I the only one who thought of that family guy episode?

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bushada 18

I'd take mine off for sex, but I'm sadly single :(

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