By rhythmbandit - 09/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
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Amkii 0

Maybe he's hoping you'll get brown contacts and pierce your ears to suit his royal standards. lol

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blueavenger 0

"Us guys"? Speak for yourself. I'm a guy, and I would make sure NOT to write down the wrong color on this note. If I didn't know, I wouldn't say anything about it. Some guys are not assholes, newsflash.

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rhodium 0

He could be colour blind... in which case it would be an FML for him.

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shaniqualee 2

He probably bought you diamond earrings in the hopes that he could put it in your brown eye, if you know what I mean.

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99MDC 0

#8 is right. Depending on the light your eyes can look brown. I'd be pretty happy if I were you.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Get him a penis ring. When he freaks, explain to him kindly that you forgot that he has neither a penis piercing nor a penis.

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plexico 3

To My Purple-Headed One-Eyed Prince.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

It may at least be black and blue after OP gave her that note. XD

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Dr_Know 0

Are you sure they're not cubic zirconia?

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plexico 3

DrKnow, He accidentally gave the cheap cubic zirconium clip-ons to the other girl with the note, "To My Skanky, Green-Eyed Cum Dumpster." What a mix-up!

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Dr_Know 0

Oh noes the hi-jinx! Sounds like something that would happen in a crappy comedy...

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plexico 3

It was. The movie was called "Cheaty-Cheaty, Bang-Bang." It never had wide release.

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plexico 3

So, he forgot your eye color and whether your ears have pinholes in them -- I'll bet he can describe your **** in exquisite detail! Take the earrings back to the store for cash (you can't wear them anyway), and with the money, buy another boyfriend who DOES remember the color of your eyes.

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MeganTBone 0

Honey, just because he said you have pierced ears and brown eyes doesn't mean a thing. Guys don't usually pay attention to every single little detail about a girl. Be happy he got you something in the first place.

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pieofchrist 0

yeah.... that's pretty ungrateful I'd lol at the mistakes and be super happy that your bf thought of you and felt that it was worth the money spent to make you happy. most guys wouldn't do that.

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