Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral.... - FML

By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 518

Goodbye squared

By Lyingboyfriend - 24/07/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML

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Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 141

By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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Nordah 15

Friday 11 January 2013 10:04

Your boyfriend has impeccable timing. And by impeccable timing, I mean he's a raging dick.

clueless05 12

Friday 11 January 2013 10:06

Well I guess he buried that relationship

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Reaper1984 13

Friday 11 January 2013 19:36

I think thats the biggest dick move ive ever heard of

APersonalProblem 13

Friday 11 January 2013 20:40

Pure comedy lmfaoo

starlita_fml 14

Saturday 12 January 2013 0:19

Been there ((( I was dumped a day after the funeral though, but the pain is the same. I'm sorry, OP

moonlight_daze 8

Saturday 12 January 2013 0:51

YDI for waking up. YDI for having a boyfriend. YDI for having a grandma. Y ****** DI

DAN_THA_GR8 12

Saturday 12 January 2013 2:20

Sorry for your loss . Your exs a Douche

StanSmith2013 26

Saturday 12 January 2013 3:18

So granny kicked the bucket and so did your relationship. Sounds like your ex-boyfriend was a complete dick. Not only does he not have respect for the dead but he doesn't have respect for you! You are better off without him.

outoftown 26

Saturday 12 January 2013 6:28

Sorry about your grandma, OP. Not one bit sorry for the loss of ******** boyfriend, except for his timing. Grieve for grandma, not his sorry ass.

wynnona 17

Saturday 12 January 2013 7:25

How insensitive.

cougar41 8

Saturday 12 January 2013 19:30

Your EX boyfriend is a moronic dick !

AurumPotestasEst 16

Sunday 13 January 2013 9:17

He's an asshole and you're better off without him. I'm sorry for your loss.

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