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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 217

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 551

You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 077

You deserved it 2 545

Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 352

You deserved it 87

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 619

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 707

You deserved it 3 205

By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 683

You deserved it 3 976

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 211

You deserved it 2 157

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 541

You deserved it 5 210

By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 303

You deserved it 2 902

destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

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Matthew201 0

Monday 11 July 2011 4:25

what a bastard...

crowbar_2010 2

Monday 11 July 2011 7:51

and youre a guy? get a girlfriend! im no gay basher but id be more than happy to advise you to convert to straightism.

bachmed 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 12:19

you really expect us to believe this shit?

_tasty_5 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:30

Wow what a dumb ass hole.

KeevaH 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:35

You never mentioned to him and he never realised that your mother is dead? Still thats defo a fyl and f*ck him hes not worth it.

Tiggerlicious 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:32

that's ****** up lmao ur life sucks

lizzard01 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:53

I don't understand what kind of heartless people would choose YDI... **** their lives.

Josiejojo_fml 0

Friday 30 December 2011 12:51

um.......... Is he.......... ok? he needs a brain lol

MsMaddi123 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 22:34

Maybe she haunted him Jk Ur life sucks

pexy_fml 16

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:18

He can speak with dead people !!

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Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me we were going on a trip to Venice. Seeing my reaction, he immediately added : “But don’t get excited, you're not getting a ring." FML

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Today, my wife, who often complains about being walked on by everyone, let a person take items from our rummage sale without paying for them and simply walked away. When I asked her why she didn't say or do anything about it, she stated, "I just didn't want to make a big deal out of it." FML

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Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

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