Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment...

By rejected - 29/01/2010 14:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML

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By Down - 16/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 16/03/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

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By OnlyMe - 08/10/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I realized that I broke up with a man that loved me and was great in bed but was afraid of commitment, to be with a man that loves me, that is great in bed, and wants to be with me forever. So what's the problem? Now that we are committed, he won't get it on with me anymore. FML

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Too late

By lynxstorm - 17/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML

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By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 12:02 - United States - Belmont

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML

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Missing the point

By Unclean - 12/03/2020 18:58

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML

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Nice try

By bonzo - 22/06/2015 14:41 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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KateeJo 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:19

He obviously lied to get into your pants. I say you rip his balls off and hang them in your trophy case.

perdix 29

Friday 29 January 2010 20:42

YDI for believing what a guy says just before, during, or just after sex. We'll say anything if our cocks are getting to come out and plunge into dark, wet female areas. And here's the worse news: since it's been only 30 minutes since the hookup, that "caring" part is also a sex-fueled lie.

Comments

COBRAMORPH 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 10:13

YDI for being a ****.

Charz 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:47

Wow..how long have you dated anyway? You should of waited for him to say I love you a month before you have sex... This is worst than a rerun Of American Pie seriously

tonold 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:15

that "L word" does wonders to scare guys away. be careful about making him say it

spankless 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:59

you were dumped because he didn't enjoy sex with you.... lmao. ever hear of kagels?

Izzy322 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:53

YDI....lol saying i love you is a guys que to leave especially when its 30 minutes after dating

kitzukitten715 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 15:28

even saying it a week in can kill a guy's motives for sticking around. if he doesn't feel the same, you're not meant for each other. let alone meant to have sex... keep the pussy put up til you know at least 80% that he feels the same or go into it with no feelings if you're just lookin to get laid.

alexxandra329 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:02

what a dick

jrw2k10 1

Monday 1 March 2010 23:42

30 MINUTES??? DONT SAY THAT!!! Only say it after about 2months of continuous rising in love Just sayin...

britie 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 7:01

jesus people (I wrote this btw) I didn't mean we DATED for 30 min before hooking up! I meant it had been 30 min since the LAST time we said "I love you." We'd been dating for about 3 months and had already said it to each other before, while NOT hooking up. That's why it was an FML. If I'd given it up just for an "I love you" muttered during sex I'd deserve that shit

ohuvi 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 15:34

LeeWolfia 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 3:15

4 months ago I moved in with my Boy Friend of about a year, a week after celebrating our one year he decided to tell me he cared fr me but hasent fallen in lve with me. I still live with him... and its like nothing has changed :( only makes it hARDER