By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 05:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML
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darwinism 30

Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.

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hateevryone 14

you're better off.

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myobsession 6

That was his way of letting you know how much better the goose feels compared to you. He'd rather **** a stuffed animal.

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MickGold 8

Omg, is his name Joe? Is the goose's name Boris? Is he from Blue's Clues? Sorry, that made me think of Joe from Blue's Clues with his stuffed-- oh wait, it's a duck-- duck, Boris. If that's him, I guess now I have another reason I loved Steve more than Joe. Haha;)

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KM96 24

Aren't stuffed animals for kids? Or was it a real goose that was stuffed, coz that's a little creepy ... :S

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xxGhost_Wolfxx 2

YDI, you will never understand the bond between a man and his stuffed goose.

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LTpast 3

There are two sides to every story, who's to say the girlfriend didn't throw out the goose? Or maybe something even worse, even though he had explained that the stuffed animal was important to him. Though

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LTpast 3

*Though maybe I'm just wrong about the whole thing and he's a total loon.

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dpgft10 0

The bond between man and stuffed goose is an an ancient powerful one stretching back to the early 1800s.

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breannasauraus21 2

He must be ducked in the head. :D

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SoCalKay 3

I'm sorry that sucks haha but thank you for the laugh

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