Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 05:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2013 13:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

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By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

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Grow up

By phreshrice - 07/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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capt_awesome1 11

Wednesday 15 February 2012 11:51

that's a reason to dump someone ?

darwinism 30

Wednesday 15 February 2012 11:55

Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.

Comments

becbecbec 0

Friday 17 February 2012 5:00

And you're upset he broke up with you why...?

ToriSapp 0

Friday 17 February 2012 18:22

Omg really? What a freakkkkk

aerogxt 7

Saturday 18 February 2012 18:08

Never stand between a grown man and his goose.

Zita_fml 4

Saturday 18 February 2012 21:43

mother complex.

NateSkye 3

Sunday 19 February 2012 12:07

What a silly goose.

mojjo21 4

Monday 20 February 2012 1:49

Don't talk shit about stuffed goose :D

Osiris123_fml 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:44

Man's gotta have his goose!

quackmcquackers 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 3:28

The goose needs love too lol

With_Love929 3

Sunday 22 July 2012 5:22

Oh damn this reminds me of Ted xD (the movie)

alpacaman 5

Wednesday 22 August 2012 1:23

YDI, you should've found someone more mature

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