By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 05:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML
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darwinism 30

Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.

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GoW_Chick 14

That's when you mess with him and tell him that his goose told you all his secrets... If he believes you and freaks out about it then it's a good thing he broke it off before you ended up in his basement.

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mavman79 5

You are better off without him.

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Nthabz 8

Good riddance, honey. He sounds like a retard. WTF??

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RedPillSucks 31

Sigh... If a woman has a bed full of stuffed animals and the bf moves them and she freaks out, he's the bad guy. A guy has ONE stuffed animal and he's a freak.... -.- Lemme go get my stuffed llama and suck my thumb for a while. I'll get over this.

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Nthabz 8

I wouldn't break up with him because he kicked (literally) one off the bed. P.S. I love Llamas. I think they're sooo cute. I even wanted to marry one when I visited Peru last year. :-)

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heyred 11

Why you didn't run when you first had knowledge of this stuffed goose, I do not understand. YDI but you also escaped a real nut job.

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Calyx_fml 21

Good. You're better off without that sissy boy. YDI in the best way.

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alpacamybooks 11

I'm glad he dumped her. I have a strong connection to a toy and if a bf of mine didn't understand that he'd be on the curb too.

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loveispain19 4

perhaps it brought up child-hood memories of him playing duck-duck- goose. or maybe it was a mid-life crisis breakdown.who knows? still, not worth dumping you over. if you can't understand him maybe it just wasn't meant to be. sowwy tho :/

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