By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
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perdix 29

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

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ben827 10

He deserves blue balls. I give you credit for doing this. You are a legend.

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Llamacod 11

what? so if op is a legend for not finishing in this situation am I to presume the "normal" thing is to actually finish a "I'm breaking up with you in the middle of *******, no don't stop" *******

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gracehi 31

He's that ******* stupid, and HE dumped YOU??? Sounds like you need to raise your standards, honey.

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Accuraxy 10

If he is that stupid, you are better off without him.

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tishtashbat 16

Could have been worse the other way around... he could have decided it was a good time to break up while going down on her.

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outoftown 26

Would depend on which head the idiot wants injured.

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sweetmama88 6

Sorry to say it but men are plain stupid !

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Enslaved 36

Why was he breaking up with you? Were you using teeth and weren't listening to directions to stop biting?

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Enslaved 36

Come break me down "Bury me, bury me" I am finished with you

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thewife5 19

If she wasn't doing it right, he wouldn't have wanted her to finish

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jweezy89 4

I'm not so sure about that. Sex is like pizza. When it sucks, it's still good.

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Ribit 9

You're male, aren't you.

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smallshaft 10

That says a lot about your ******** skills.

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skyeyez9 24

Says "small shaft" lol

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IrePandaPotterLe 8

You should have told him you have oral herpes and then bitten as hard as you could while he tried to set himself free.Then kick him in his already hurting blue balls. Sweet revenge.And at least he would have a valid reason to break up with you in that moment.

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megusta3 5

You are a fricking retard. I hope somebody hits you in the face and then you step on a lego.

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zingline89 18

^Don't piss off this girl

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Myo_fml 20

Is it bad that I found that mildly erotic?... Yes? Okay.

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Bunaf 4

Because what better way to avenge the break-up than going to jail on assault charges right?

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megusta3 5

Someone should bite you, annoying whiny bitch.

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