By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
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perdix 29

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

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mrslewis 16

I would defiantly bite his d!ck off... But than again i rarely give him a bj lol

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pnutbutternjelly 15

That's got to be one of stupid people in the entire world. Not only would you obviously stop and leave him with blue balls, but you could easily bite him as well. No guy with half a brain would break up with a girl while in such a vulnerable position. On the bright side, if he's that much of a stupid asshole, you can do much better.

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delightfultwist 5

you should have twisted his nuts

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el_chapo2345 2

Probably just didn't give it right, you deserve it

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janeska1231 1

You should have bit it.

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joshuaarnold69 3

So why didn't you?

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goldensh0wer69 3

You must be terrible at giving blow jobs.

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