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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:22

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

vcapelo 19

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:21

What an idiot!

Comments

the_true_batman 10

Sunday 14 October 2012 2:19

What really disturbs me is how many comments are saying you should have used violence... what is wrong with people?

darkcosinus 16

Sunday 14 October 2012 2:40

Yeah, it SUCKS )

mattr1700 0

Sunday 14 October 2012 2:56

Would you rather him tell you after you finished?

Nitemares 5

Sunday 14 October 2012 3:09

Omg Some people are to stupid... Lol

JustHayden 5

Sunday 14 October 2012 3:38

Dumbass

Kgirl2cute 6

Sunday 14 October 2012 4:06

I hope you bit him.

agtxero 2

Sunday 14 October 2012 4:07

Maybe your oral skills are lacking ???

Szaszaspasz 26

Sunday 14 October 2012 4:30

I thought "Blue Balls" was a phallacy.

bekkyjane 3

Sunday 14 October 2012 4:48

Translation - 'Please I would like some teeth with your fabulous bj!'

Kilv 13

Sunday 14 October 2012 5:27

Luckily for you, this could have turned out to be a sticky situation

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