Sex, Awkward, Break-ups and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best...

By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By kenken5 - 19/06/2019 01:51

Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:22

What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

vcapelo 19

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:21

What an idiot!

Comments

ale24 4

Sunday 14 October 2012 6:24

Wat a dick!

kennaem1 11

Sunday 14 October 2012 7:17

Your should've punched his balls and bit his penis.

peyton894 2

Sunday 14 October 2012 7:26

You're much better off without him

davestrider 0

Sunday 14 October 2012 7:59

Wow this is almost relevant... I'm currently rping Yaoi ******** with my girlfriend! XD

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 14 October 2012 14:34

That boy isn't too bright.

Clayball 14

Sunday 14 October 2012 16:23

What a douchebag. ._.

CarouselHeart 11

Sunday 14 October 2012 17:24

I'd've bitten. >:)

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Sunday 14 October 2012 17:45

Maybe if he could imagine the opposite scenario. I think maybe they like giving oral more than we do. They think we like having dicks in our mouths for some reason.