By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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b0ngs 7

Celtic Yodelling Academy.

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darwinism 30

If you see his parked car use a key to write "bye" on it. Only fair since you didn't get the chance to say it in person.

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b0ngs 7

He sounds like a douche. Not worth your time Op if he cant even break up with you face to face.

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SoSickWithIt 14

well technically he broke up with her, body to face.

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cBlackout 13

I think the girl might care a little more than the dog does...

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Dude, FYLSH (**** Your Life So Hard).. :( I'm so sorry. If you're gonna break up with someone at least have the balls to do it in person. Not by a phone call, a text, or by shaving "CYA" on an innocent animal who didn't do anything wrong. I'm sorry OP. You're too good for that jerk anyway

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hellaflushfa5 6

TLTTWNIMA (the last thing this world needs is more abbreviations) But thanks for comin' out sport.

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kristinemichelle 5

Poor dog:( and what an asshole.

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immaMonsta 8

You gotta give it to him, at least he was creative about it.

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potterag 0

I guess CYA is better then **** You. That would be much more difficult to explain and hide.FYL

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maskedman 9

What does "CYA" stand for? Oh God, please don't tell me this is slang for "see ya" because "see ya" isn't short enough. I think I'm going to throw up.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yes it is "see ya". Here's a complementary airline Vomit Bag. You're going to need it...

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TheNewGuy03 28

It's actually the sound ninjas make when they're lopping your head off with the force of a speeding bullet. |the kid|

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saidoh_fml 26

I had to look it up to find out what it meant in this context, because in my line of work it means cover your ass, which doesn't quite fit here.

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