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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 177

You deserved it 4 265

By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 304

You deserved it 317

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 240

You deserved it 4 193

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 539

You deserved it 108

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 562

You deserved it 3 603

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368 694

You deserved it 32 776

By SezzyJ - 02/10/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 339

You deserved it 3 870

By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 700

You deserved it 1 246

Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 031

You deserved it 3 141

By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 551

You deserved it 3 829

Tripartita 44

Sunday 1 October 2017 2:15

And the whole time you probably just thought he was doing regular texting and having sex simultaneously!

Kraths 16

Sunday 1 October 2017 2:19

Well I have heard of break up texts and break up sex, but this low

Comments

clair_brodie 35

Sunday 1 October 2017 8:29

I am not sure which is worse. The fact he was texting while having sex with you or the fact that you answered your text while having sex. This could go either way between sucking and deserving.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 1 October 2017 10:56

Why were you checking your phone while having sex? How rude!

Bigus1234 6

Sunday 1 October 2017 11:27

We're you having sex with each other at the time or was it just you & another guy? Would help explain his multi-tasking talent!

Tim Harlan 2

Sunday 1 October 2017 13:23

That's a dick move on his part.

duhoh 3

Sunday 1 October 2017 13:35

It's against the newton's law ⚖

Seeya55 31

Sunday 1 October 2017 14:01

Killing two birds with one bone.

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 1 October 2017 17:03

Ya sure!

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 1 October 2017 17:05

So why were you both texting while you were having sex? Do you even know what sex is? This FML has more holes in it than Swiss cheese!

Kitsi 14

Sunday 1 October 2017 18:58

I said YDI because why date a freaking loser who's someone that thinks texting while engaging in intercourse is appropriate behavior. I hope you guys weren't living together. Good luck on he next one.