By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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JonBall 17

Just go back to the house and take all the alcohol you bought. It is yours as you said you bought it.

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toolazytotype99 18

And this is when you hide some weed in his house and leave an anonymous report to the cops

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superlloyd 15

you should end yourself. felonious waste of skin.

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sweetbliss3 37

that'll actually put you in jail and not the person you're calling on. at least where I live anyway.

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AleyahRose123 6

Oh c'mon it was a joke calm your ****

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rockeditionbarbi 14

Take the booze. See how much he enjoys his party then

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rosesarenice 5

A lot of good ideas I would combine it. Obviously take the booze back trash the shit out of his apartment print out the texts and tape it up everywhere and hide some weed and call the cops. Ultimate revenge for that asshat

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NoseToNose 13

In my opinion, it is his loss. You were willing to do all that for him and more and He could not appreciate it. You are the one who has everything to gain here, while hevis out wasting his time and his life.

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Jiratias 36

Wow, how can people be so disrespectful, especially with their partner... You did not lose much.

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bsehu 1

Take the booze. Let the party-goers trash his apartment. Then hold your own "newly single" party.

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