By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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JonBall 17

Just go back to the house and take all the alcohol you bought. It is yours as you said you bought it.

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starguy82 4

Karma will take its place. Leave and take all you've bought with you.

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DanielleinDC 33

If you can't trash the apartment before the party and take back the booze, crash the party and tell everyone what he did. What a schmuck. You're better off without him.

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sgdigaetano 3

Consider it money and time well spent to find out what kind of a person he really is. Your best revenge is just to have a good life - without him.

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farmgirl98 14

I love all the "trash his place & take the booze back" comments, but in reality he could have you arrested for that kind of thing. Walk away with some class and let him ruin his own life.

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DanielleinDC 33

Okay, maybe not trash, but undo some of the cleaning she did.

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SteveDudleyUK 10

You deserve better than him so though it doesn't feel like it he is doing you a favour. Not much point cleaning up before a big party as it's going to be a big mess afterwards. Just be thankful he can't get you to clean that too. Just think of how is going to have to clean the mess up all on his own....or live in it.

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zefronke8 25

Mess up his apartment, and take back what you bought.

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molliekatz 6

What a dick move on his part! Make sure you publically call him out on his ******** behavior! Warn the next bitch that he's a ******** ;)

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iampuppy 16

go Kelly Clarkson on his apartment

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