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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

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By confused - 04/02/2010 16:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Betsydoll - 29/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2014 04:26 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By Shelly P. - 29/01/2012 00:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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By bezoar10 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

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Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:46

Make his dream come true and kill him then. :)

darwinism 30

Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:52

Just say "Oh, shit! I thought you died years ago. Your're brother has been consoling me for ages"

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DjeePee 24

Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:57

And now I'm praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive, 'cause if I've got to spend another minute with you, I don't know if I can really survive. I'll never break my promise or forget my vow, but God only knows what I can do right now. Praying till the end of time, that's all I have to do-o-o. Praying till the end of time, so I can end my time with yooouuuuuu.

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 June 2012 12:58

Does she know you told me you'd hold me Until you died Till you died But you're still alive? DjeePee, I liked yours, too. Do the baseball game part!

Skinwalker131 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 13:57

Paradise by the Dashboard Light is a great song!!

Taymah49 7

Tuesday 12 June 2012 12:00

Did y'all end?

pavlovaaLOVE 7

Tuesday 12 June 2012 14:36

No shit. You're a bright little one aren't you

Nyx7 24

Monday 29 September 2014 9:58

Nope they lived happily ever after

tony1891 22

Tuesday 12 June 2012 12:04

you should cut off his manhood. make him wish he was dead.

hockeyoceancity 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 12:42

Lmao i read your comment then i saw your profile and i was like i don't think Jesus would approve but than i read the rest of the profile picture ahhaha good stuff.