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By Username - 18/10/2010 12:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML

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You deserved it 4 022

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By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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Divorce impending

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 20:01

Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 124

By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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You deserved it 5 909

All over the place

By unluckyinlove - 05/09/2021 00:31 - Australia - Ridgehaven

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML

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You deserved it 94

Bad boys bad boys

By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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You deserved it 3 076

Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 5 280

By Robert - 28/12/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML

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You deserved it 2 096

Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 102

Thrill seeker

By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML

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You deserved it 265

suppressed08 2

Monday 18 October 2010 20:17

You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.

FFML_314 11

Monday 18 October 2010 20:19

Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.

Comments

Chelseam2 4

Thursday 1 December 2011 1:07

I understand what he did was wrong. But to that minor I have to say: You evil little jerk. Takes two to tango. People these days. They don't know how horrible jail can be. That was a low blow. She's probably doing that cuz she got found out, and wanted to save herself with no regard for him.

ellysaurus 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 8:22

Haha...my babys dad did that same shit to me. He is, infact, in prison for 5 years. That shit isn't a joke.

fading09 4

Thursday 13 September 2012 14:57

I really hope you dump his ass... He got himself in trouble by cheating and is asking you to pay. You deserve soooo much better! Leave him behind and find a better man, when you're ready that is.

shannonshann06 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 8:00

just stay away from him. my ex bf did the same thing but it was sexual emails back and forth. the girls dad found out and got the FBI on it and everything. I was crazy for being his friend thru it, and then dating him a year later. dump his sorry child molesting ass and find someone better

jasonisftw 4

Sunday 3 November 2013 17:56

Jacob Bradley?

Alexis2742 31

Tuesday 18 March 2014 20:23

Mobile, Alabama?!

CoriCat 25

Sunday 11 May 2014 6:02

Even if she didn't and her parents/guardian found out about it he would be put in jail. HE deserves it. Not you OP, I'm sorry :/

alex_carstens_yo 9

Friday 20 June 2014 17:59

don't pay for his ass. he deserves it cuz he cheated on you. its really wrong for someone to cheat and then turn around and ask for help. so let his ass sit in jail.