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By Username - 18/10/2010 12:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML

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You deserved it 4 022

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By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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Divorce impending

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 20:01

Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 124

By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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You deserved it 5 909

All over the place

By unluckyinlove - 05/09/2021 00:31 - Australia - Ridgehaven

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML

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You deserved it 94

Bad boys bad boys

By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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You deserved it 3 076

Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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By Robert - 28/12/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML

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You deserved it 2 096

Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 102

Thrill seeker

By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML

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You deserved it 265

suppressed08 2

Monday 18 October 2010 20:17

You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.

FFML_314 11

Monday 18 October 2010 20:19

Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.

Comments

Lord_of_0 4

Tuesday 19 October 2010 13:19

And, how old was this girl at the time of your...relationship? What birthday? I plead the fifth...

SAgirl 13

Tuesday 19 October 2010 13:20

A: Dump his cheating ass B: Help a rapest get back on the streets you pick

jeffoe4u 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 15:40

Why didn't she screem while is was goin on?Guess she was enjoying it then,maybe he told her he was no longer interested that's why she's now claiming Rape,if I were u,I'll hold and stay by my Man,every man Cheats.Remember the Devil you know is Better than the Angel you don't know.Cheers.

Shinygirlnz 1

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:30

OMG. just... OMG.

beyoh 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:23

#122: You are a retard. End.

KattAlex 4

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:58

Actually, it is considered legal in some states if the older party is only two years older then the younger party. Now, ifthe exceed that limit by three months it is considered illegal. So, if your boyfriend is only nineteen while the girl is seventeen she is not claiming statutory but actual rape.