By ishred1111 - 06/11/2015 07:39 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song, like I'd wanted for a long time. I was excited, but surprised at his song choice. He sang 'Locked Away' by R. City ft. Adam Levine. Turns out, he was calling me from jail. He thought this was romantic, and expected me to bail him out. FML
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Thanks for all the funny comments! They made me feel better when I'm not actually feeling that great, considering what my boyfriend turned out to be like.... Speaking of which, I totally agree with most of you. Yes, I hung up on him and no, I did not bail him out. I think his sister did in the end. His fate and what he actually did to get arrested are unknown to me, honestly I just knew we were done the second he finished the song and then said 'so, babe, can you bail me out?' Never thought he could be like this. Very disappointed in him. But still thoroughly impressed at his singing (he recited it perfectly). :) thanks guys!!

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Mcstud1y 30

If he is only like that when he desperately needs you, you should probably rethink your relationship.

Update update: he called again and I did hear him out. However he did not go to jail for some trivial reason. he tried steal a police car while drunk. And yes he does only tend to do things like that when he needs a favor. Suffice to say we are done and over. And thanks to one of the commenters above, I did sing 'we are never ever getting back together' to him!

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Thanks for all the funny comments! They made me feel better when I'm not actually feeling that great, considering what my boyfriend turned out to be like.... Speaking of which, I totally agree with most of you. Yes, I hung up on him and no, I did not bail him out. I think his sister did in the end. His fate and what he actually did to get arrested are unknown to me, honestly I just knew we were done the second he finished the song and then said 'so, babe, can you bail me out?' Never thought he could be like this. Very disappointed in him. But still thoroughly impressed at his singing (he recited it perfectly). :) thanks guys!!

Haha! Omg, OP, I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh. But what a douche canoe. Glad you're free from that prison!

Update update: he called again and I did hear him out. However he did not go to jail for some trivial reason. he tried steal a police car while drunk. And yes he does only tend to do things like that when he needs a favor. Suffice to say we are done and over. And thanks to one of the commenters above, I did sing 'we are never ever getting back together' to him!

Good to hear and awesome break up song, hahahaha

In a world... Where all communication is done in song...

OP, are your ex and my ex the same "man"?!? Mine was a drunk with a greater fondness for other people's vehicles than his own too! No matter what, good for you, and major props for the breakup by musical number!

My faith in humanity has grown a bit, knowing that these funny and justified breakups exist. I thank you, and wish you good luck and will.

Well, he's got a sense of humor on him.

I actually want to give him some credit for this, If he can laugh it off being in prison. I respect the man, I hope it was a minor offence

that's actually pretty romantic if you ask me

After reading your comments OP, I can only say u go girl! You deserve way better good luck

It doesn't say if OP is male or female. Just because it's blue doesn't mean anything the boarder is blue if you don't enter any gender at all.

butterrain101 3

He should of song the song if I got locked away would you love me the same

that is the song he sang. locked is that song