By ishred1111 - 06/11/2015 07:39 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song, like I'd wanted for a long time. I was excited, but surprised at his song choice. He sang 'Locked Away' by R. City ft. Adam Levine. Turns out, he was calling me from jail. He thought this was romantic, and expected me to bail him out. FML
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ishred1111 14

Thanks for all the funny comments! They made me feel better when I'm not actually feeling that great, considering what my boyfriend turned out to be like.... Speaking of which, I totally agree with most of you. Yes, I hung up on him and no, I did not bail him out. I think his sister did in the end. His fate and what he actually did to get arrested are unknown to me, honestly I just knew we were done the second he finished the song and then said 'so, babe, can you bail me out?' Never thought he could be like this. Very disappointed in him. But still thoroughly impressed at his singing (he recited it perfectly). :) thanks guys!!

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Mcstud1y 30

If he is only like that when he desperately needs you, you should probably rethink your relationship.

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ishred1111 14

Update update: he called again and I did hear him out. However he did not go to jail for some trivial reason. he tried steal a police car while drunk. And yes he does only tend to do things like that when he needs a favor. Suffice to say we are done and over. And thanks to one of the commenters above, I did sing 'we are never ever getting back together' to him!

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Comments

Joisan 20

I think we all want to know what he did to end up in jail!

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I_Like_Dogs 28

Guess he's gonna have to use a wooden chair now.

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Ramirex24 6

If you were in jail, would you want him to bail you out?

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leogachi 15

@39 Just because you want it doesn't mean you deserve it.

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strike2867 13

Pretty funny. Don't be so quick to judge people going to jail, could be something as stupid as public urination or some unpaid parking tickets.

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ScenePanda45 13

you should have sung We are never ever ever getting back together by Taylor swift and hug up..

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MenAreFromVegas 5

if he is in jail for a legitimate reason and the cops aren't just pure evil where you live, this is reason aplenty to dump his pathetic loser ass.

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vocaloid_01 11

that song is playing on my radio right now! lol

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