Addicted

By oddgrrl99 - 23/07/2013 22:42 - United States - Portage

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Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watches TV on his iPhone. FML
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Dswank620 18

Send him some nudes in the midst of his t.v. watching

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darwinism 30

Next time tell him "Honey, can you turn your voume down? I like to hear my vibrator as it pleases me"

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Ms_ValS 27

Wow. At least he trired. Maybe hide his charger?

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blackman100 20

Now for the follow through...

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etoilenuit 15

Wear something sexy, waltz around the room, and then make your move. That'll get his attention.

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chabelo 10

that's not gonna work.. im pretty sure that he's not watching tv, he's probably watching ****...oh phones these days

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AKGirlinSD 20

^You hit the nail in the head. He's obviously more interested in other things than having sex. This usually means there are deeper issues going on here. Original Poster, have you asked to watch his **** with him so you both get in the mood together?

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rahulcool7 14

Take away his phone

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daniel_0084 14

I'm not exactly sure she has that right.

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xlord 27

After taking his phone she should also spank him ;). Who knows, that might get things going...

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roro_superloser 13

#38 that's better. She should use handcuffs too ;-)

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SwaggCapone 11

Or the whip cream

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jjmiller1001 17

he went to a smaller screen..... that was a dumb move.

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Dswank620 18

Send him some nudes in the midst of his t.v. watching

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Uramonkey 11

Or put the T.V back in and watch a porno together

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Keattles 14

I would say, rock his world, and his phone. Sorry OP FYL

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dinosxxrawr 22

take away the phone. and the sex. his loss.

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daniel_0084 14

She doesn't have the right to just take his phone away.

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BaselxD 8

Lol and the sex ?!!! have u even read the fml.

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Morgiepoooh9822 17

We're all just stupid people with smart phones. :)

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theycallmekitty 13

Turn on a sexy show and act out a steamy scene.

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Jazer22 10

How can you let pass SEX for Technology?!?!? Like where's your priorities man?!?! OP

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