By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

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Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Pwn17 25

I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.

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DocBastard 38

Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!

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MymB612 14

Ggirl! Used to have huge boobs (36DDD - 36E) and had the surgery, best thing I ever did for myself. Good luck on the surgery ;) your life will change, you have no idea what you're in for, it's gonna be AWESOME! You'll be able to jump and run and bend and wear cute tops and not hurt your back whenever you move! If you have any questions about the surgery, feel free to send me a message. Cheers!

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msmedieval 11

Good riddance. You don't need someone who's willing to risk your health for their selfish needs. Many guys don't realize that "woah big boobs!" come at a cost. My F-cups hurt my back, my chest & make breathing difficult sometimes (let's not mention the sagging that comes when you're still in your 20s). Then there's the fact that the only bras that come in big sizes are insanely expensive! Good luck with your surgery, a better guy will come along who'll appreciate them boobs no matter what size you decide to have them.

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breeaannuuhh 14

So glad I'm not the only one! I'm a J cup and I can only find those size bras online :( and they're $50 or more! Any sport I do I have to wear a sports bra over a regular bra just to keep them in place and help me breathe so they're not bouncing everywhere. And the lower back pain...indescribable.

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papayeya 18

Am sure most of the ppl whom pressed "You Deserve It" Are male :D

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Blueskiesforme 10

I had a reduction years ago and I've been so happy with the result! I'm pain free and still have plenty of cleavage. Do what's best for you and ignore the naysayers!

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mrsnugglefunny 10

*ex boyfriend

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MzZombicidal 36

He dumped her, so yes... "Ex boyfriend" is correct.

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howdoilogin 9

"breast reduction surgery" "much needed" these two don't go together.

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squideth 18

Hahahaha hilarious. Not.

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Sheh_fml 25

No, of course she should be in pain instead. Idiot.

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MzZombicidal 36

How about you take a second to read the comments of some of the woman who went through OP's experience? Maybe you'll learn not to be such a pig about womens issues then.

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worldclassrager 39

I really feel like a perv asking how big your breasts are...at least I am near the end of the comments so I will be seen by leas people..,

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MzZombicidal 36

Her name is Ggirl, so I would assume that they're a G-cup.

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