By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

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Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Pwn17 25

I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.

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DocBastard 38

Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!

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katie_xoxo3 16

What a dick, it's your choice not his

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alfalfalaffa 17

Maybe the surgeon also offers a spinal fortification surgery?

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Well at least you got that big ugly lump known as a boyfriend removed. Good luck with the surgery.

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horneyhic 15

Because no man would ever admit to being offended by a small penis joke as that would mean admitting to having a small penis

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horneyhic 15

I understand back pain very well just be thankful yours can be fixed

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WhitneyAndGdrago 10

you should get it if you need it I'm sure if it really is affecting your daily life then get it because it's not like you'll reduce it to an A cup so you'll still have cleavage...

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MzZombicidal 36

She can reduce it to an A cup if she wants, it's her body, it's her decision. She will still be beautiful. And SO WHAT, if she doesn't have cleavage? Why do you think she would care about the lack of cleavage?

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jrock9093 18

If he can't love or like you more than your exterior he's not worth your time anyways I bet others will still jump at the opportunity to call you theres

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CaptainBlack 18

This might be a ~MiNoRiTy~ opinion but as a guy I actually really don't enjoy huge boobs. In theory they're fine and I like how they look, but when you're actually in bed with a girl they just kinda get in the way. Smaller ones are much nicer imo.

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davincidasecond 24

I also agree ... I'm perfectly fine (and mostly prefer) a female with a modest bust.

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123_omg 19

I had this done early this summer, in May I think. I went from a 40 DD to a 40 B. I had severe asymmetry going on. I had a 40 DD versus a closer to 40 C.

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

Awesome! I'm so happy for you.

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