By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

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Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Pwn17 25

I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.

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DocBastard 38

Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!

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hazardmuffin 21

Well, better to find out he's a shallow asshole sooner rather than later, right? Good luck with your surgery, OP! And best of luck to you and any future, not so douchey boyfriend :)

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RamiUSMC 9

if you read another fml about breastmilk you'll get this lol

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

Why do folks cry out at small breast jokes, but have no issues over small penis jokes? In my opinion, neither is okay. They're both hurtful to groups of people.

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ViviMage 38

You need to have a body that is good for you, in proportion to you. Big breasts can cause back pain, hard to clean, heat rash, and generally more expensive bras to support. Your guy should love you for you. Your soul, personality, smile, not boobies. And you'll still have boobies for fun!

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Sweetpea22 14

Heat rash is the worst. I am trying to get rid of it and it hurts a lot

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Sweetpea22 14

What a shallow asshole. I hate men that only date women because they have big breasts. I need my breasts reduced and if my boyfriend broke up with me because of it, I would move on and find someone who likes me because of my personality

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RabecaNightmare 2

I know them feels OP. My boobs are a 40G cup. I probably should get reduction, but I just love my boobs so much,! XD Breast luck with your titty healing process though! ;)

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Klaves66 2

That's like a guy saying he's going to get penis shortening surgery

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Sweetpea22 14

Um...You try having severe back pain and severe neck pain every day because of large breasts. Until you experience the struggle we endure, then kindly shut the **** up

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, having a 14" wang that causes women to run screaming in terror and always having a bulge in your pants even when you're not hard, and having people stare is no great bundle of fun either. Of course I wouldn't know anything about that, just as I don't know anything about having large breasts.

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Sweetpea22 14

Honey, no man has a 14 inch penis. Your whole "argument" is invalid

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davincidasecond 24

Believe it or not, there does exist a man who has a 9 inch penis, flaccid. Needless to say, it's caused him problems.

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Zinging 8

One of my guy friends has a 11inch penis...

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RedPillSucks 31

@137 So you've measured every man on the planet? Did you miss the part where I said "I wouldn't know anything about that"? Obviously it was a tongue-in-cheek joke comment.

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