By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

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Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Pwn17 25

I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.

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DocBastard 38

Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!

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revidffum69 22

Keep us abreast on this titillating story. When that boob broke up with you, I hope you said "later brah" or "tata"

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Yakostovian 18

I love boobs, but back pain just isn't worth the giant melons.

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honeymoonroyale 20

Trust me, if I had the chance to have less back problems and over the top boobage, I'd take it. I wouldn't care what ANYONE thought. I'd kill for one myself lol. Anyway, good luck!

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cherryllollo 7

After the surgery, give him your boobs fat in a jar. That way he can still play with them.

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Maxilius 9

I'm going through almost the same thing. Dont let him stop you! I know your pain!!

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letmehavemytea 21

:( I know your pain, OP. Good luck on the surgery!

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josiemorehouse 12

OP, I feel your pain!! 10 yrs ago I went from a FF to a D. BEST. DECISION. EVER!! Don't let anyone discourage you! It's not all rainbows and puppy kisses having ginormous boobs. Yeah, they make for a great conversation piece, hold beverages pretty well, and make a comfy pillow, but the back/neck/shoulder pain is unreal!! Plus having special order bras that are ridiculously expensive and annoyingly painful and uncomfortable, giant boobs are a nightmare for us generously-breasted ladies. Surgery doesn't remove ALL of the fun, just brings it down to manageable proportion. A little lift, take away some of the extra, and bam... Still enough to keep any man occupied (for 5 minutes anyway), but more comfortable for us! Girl, hold your head high, your boobs will look amazing, you'll feel better, then he'll see you strutting your stuff with a hotter guy and realize he's an insensitive douchebag that deserves to be alone!!!

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smurfdoll 8

FF ? I didn't know that existed! I'm 32 B :( I feel empty :( I need boobies but I agree on your comment :)

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buonotomato 20

Large breasts may be nice to look at, but that's basically the only thing they're good for.

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baref00tmama 15

Yeah...this is the kind of thing perpetually single people say.

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