Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 02:00

Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Monday 22 June 2009 12:08

How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.

iKaite 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:11

Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)

Comments

ShokuMasterLord 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:44

Wow, god DAMN. I really pity ANYONE who dates an otaku. From alabama, no less!

repteo90 0

Monday 22 June 2009 15:09

but you know what an otaku is and used it in everyday conversation. worse for you.

ElMundio87 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:12

I've dated an otaku. Never again!

mobius8 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:45

I'd say F his life, but at least he now has a chance to get out before it's too late.

sbarre1 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:55

Wow... Does he live under a rock? How could you completely miss the Sailor Moon phenomenon. O_o

CanadianNarwhal 13

Tuesday 6 September 2011 7:18

I know, what the hell right! Sailor Moon is fantastic.

sbarre1 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:57

Psychotic... Lawls

amv_22 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:57

Nerrrrd.

starflake 3

Monday 22 June 2009 12:59

Okay, I had the exact same situation with my boyfriend. Told him I wanted all the Sailor Moon's on DVD. He didn't know what it was. But I didn't ******* dump him you child!

krazygirl100 9

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:31

u should have

ddrluna 2

Monday 22 June 2009 12:59

Holy shit, this gal is bat shit insane. He deserves so much better.

EmilyMarie 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:06

Oh dear lord. **** his life for having to put up with you.

Person_Man 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:06

wow, when i read the first sentence, i thought this was going to end with the story that the bf doesnt like your hobbies, so he breaks up with you. but youre a f***ing bitch! WHY would you break up with him for that, and WHY would you think this is not a YDI