Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 02:00

Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML

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Monday 22 June 2009 12:08

How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.

iKaite 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:11

Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)

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riii 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:26

He should break up with you for even considering going to one of those things let alone dressing up too...

iamangelcat 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 18:20

Are you kidding me? Now you're just acting like a jerk for putting down what she likes. So you don't like it, doesn't mean everyone else has to hate it too.

Fateless_Fighter 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 19:20

Exactly. People don't get that, they have there intrsests, and others have theres. Just becuase some people enjoy other things that you hate, dosn't mean you should hate on them. . . . God, society is just getting fo F-ed up

Arcterion 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:26

Break up with someone over Sailor Moon? My god, you're a shallow ****. The dude is much better off without you, as goes for everyone else. YDI

queenmab09 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:26

Am I the only person who finds this really funny? Have a sense of humor guys! It's not like she actually broke up with him... And if he's never heard of Sailor Moon then show it to him!

plethora 3

Monday 22 June 2009 13:33

Mars is my favourite. But you're still a ******* idiot.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 22 June 2009 14:13

HAHA WIN.

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 17 July 2012 7:02

My favorite was sailor moon... I got the magazine every month as a kid and they had a tutorial for making a costume once. :) Depending on which magazine you picked up, they had the little tie thingies and all that in different colors, according to whichever one it was. I wanted to be Sailor Moon, but ended up going as Sailor Jupiter. It was still awesome.

zitromd 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:46

That's pretty damn sad. For his sake, grow up.

LesYeuxDeDario 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:52

The only good reason for breaking up anyways is if your other half don't know/like the Beatles. that's the only legitimate reason.

deliapearl 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:52

These are the kind of things you need to find out about someone before you start dating.

smartsportsbabe 0

Monday 22 June 2009 14:08

14 that was good...and y sailor mars when I was in pre-k when I watched that show and yea?kinda yanno old show old person kid show I'm thinking bf ranks over a show