Break-ups and Love: Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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You deserved it 16 345

By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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You deserved it 2 673

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 35 186

By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 250

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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Friday 10 July 2009 23:40

...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:32

I'm sure most people would've done the same.

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jasgoo 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 6:22

that sucks! My boyfriend broke up with me today too!

FarSide 22

Saturday 11 July 2009 6:52

Sounds like he made a wise decision.

FarSide 22

Saturday 11 July 2009 6:54

God have mercy on the schmuck who is the next victim of this angry loon.

mehwhateverr 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 6:58

I understand that you were upset, but he's not a ************ just for breaking up with you. #59 ftw.

IamSpartacus 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:08

I don't understand why people hate that so much, it doesn't bother me very much...and no, I have never done that.

shmaller 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:42

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that dude is ******* classic

itsbriiibaby 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 8:01

oh yep...been there. except mine was a text message. horribly embarrassing. you'll get over it though. lol

sexymessy 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:48

Agree with #18. Go out and find a summer love!

OutlawSeraphrim 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:43

that's really dick of him

shawn10 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:48

Couldn't you hear a guy's voice instead of a girl's voice? Unless your best friend is a guy. Anyways, that sucks. You're right, he is a ************.

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