Break-ups and Love: Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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Friday 10 July 2009 23:40

...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:32

I'm sure most people would've done the same.

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satanicminnow1 1

Saturday 11 July 2009 2:49

That's probably why he dumped you. Get over it and find someone else. There are more than enough people in the world for anyone to find someone special. /Why do females have to be so clingy?

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:06

I don't understand the huge amount of self-entitlement that so many girls have when it comes to relationships. So you got dumped, boo hoo. Lots of people get dumped. That's no excuse to act like a damn child. Move on and find somebody else.

Fe2 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:48

It's called being in love. I don't know you, but it seems you only can fathom wanting sex (or money) from a relationship, and thus it's easy to replace that with exactly the same thing from someone else. It's not. She needs to move on, but what you said reeks of shallowness.

sexymessy 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:53

Well your a man,assuming from your "mr" title on your page. So don't try to understand it. Just like I'll never understand why guys can so easily leave a person,move on,get dumped and not let any of it show. I know why[guys are raised not to cry][girls are hardly ever told not to cry], but I'll still never understand it.

GatorBites 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:30

I guess he now knows how you feel about the situation.

tranekfny 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:41

ydiwhy wud u call him that behind his back

WFMS 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:50

Fail. Epic Fail

xbaybaygirl 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:52

You are all ******* retarded . is it a crime to call and VENT to your best friend.. im sure you all would have a little anger in you after getting dumped.. idk why she has to be called "crazy" for that.

theoceanscool 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:53

That..sucks, I guess. But, I wouldn't have called him that just for breaking up with you. When my ex broke up with me, I was sad, yes, but I would never call him a '************' just because he dumped me. Maybe I just wasn't the one for him. And maybe you weren't the one for your ex. Haha, it's still kind of funny, though. I bet he had a good laugh afterwards. But just know there's someone else out there.