By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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irishlassie731 0

...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.

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xxmollyxx 25

I'm sure most people would've done the same.

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lovelykendra5 0

^ I agree, but sorry.

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jollyholly414 0

that's so cool! I wish I sparkled!!!!! :P

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newbzoors 0

Im guessing this was supposed to be posted on the next fml

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Hoax_fml 0

YDI, you clearly need to work on your "thinking clearly" skills. Maybe that's why he dumped you - ******* some dumb broad may be fun for a little while, but listening to her half-formed, dimwitted thoughts and opinions just becomes unbearable.

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hollyHURR 0

Yeah, it's creepy how boyfriend's numbers get ingrained in your muscle memory.

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DearGravity 0

Nice. My ex dumped me over msn, don't feel too bad. Make sure to look at the number next time, aha.

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uthinkurhot 0

thats not that baad. but lol

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pickwick716 0

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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iFRUiTTART 0

Yknow , I don't think you THOUGHT you dialed your best friend's number , you DID. And she probably already knew you broke up with him , cuz he was at her house . :D

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Shyman4ever 0

LOL so that means he dumped u for your best friend

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mkpj 0

I'm sorry, but this is really funny!!!!!

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