Break-ups and Love: Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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Friday 10 July 2009 23:40

...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:32

I'm sure most people would've done the same.

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lovelykendra5 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:16

^ I agree, but sorry.

jollyholly414 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:18

that's so cool! I wish I sparkled!!!!! :P

newbzoors 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:51

Im guessing this was supposed to be posted on the next fml

Hoax_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:40

YDI, you clearly need to work on your "thinking clearly" skills. Maybe that's why he dumped you - ******* some dumb broad may be fun for a little while, but listening to her half-formed, dimwitted thoughts and opinions just becomes unbearable.

hollyHURR 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:49

Yeah, it's creepy how boyfriend's numbers get ingrained in your muscle memory.

DearGravity 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:53

Nice. My ex dumped me over msn, don't feel too bad. Make sure to look at the number next time, aha.

uthinkurhot 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 2:05

thats not that baad. but lol

pickwick716 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 2:15

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

iFRUiTTART 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 2:20

Yknow , I don't think you THOUGHT you dialed your best friend's number , you DID. And she probably already knew you broke up with him , cuz he was at her house . :D